Ever wondered what it’d be like if an everyday Muslim finally came face‑to‑face with God on Judgment Day? In this quick sketch I act out that moment—full of awkward questions, unexpected twists, and my usual dark humor—without drowning you in philosophy. It’s short, straight to the point, and still manages to poke a few sacred cows. Stick around to see whether the chat ends in salvation, condemnation, or something you’d never expect. And hey, if you got one honest shot at talking to God, what would you ask first?